How does a squid go into battle?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?