How does a polar bear build a house?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How does a barber get to work?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?