What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Families are like fudge.
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the icy road say to the truck?