What season begins with a thud?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why is the beach so confident?
What table can you never sit at?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Where does laundry go to college?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
