What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How does a sidewalk address a question?