How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What is the smallest lion?
What animal styles their hair every day?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?