What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why was the math book sad?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's a forklift?