What game does pasta always play at recess?
Tag-liatelle!
What's a henway?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?