What's the politest month?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?