How do you make a walnut laugh?
By cracking it up.
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?