Why are books always so angry?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?