What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Snow.
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?