Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?