Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do minions always put in their salads?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call an arctic cow?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?