What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What day do hands always go to church?
How can you farm during the winter?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How do amoebas make calls?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?