What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?