What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?