What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the fish blush?
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What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
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What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?