What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?