What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's the scariest letter?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How does NASA organize a company party?