Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How do you make a bandstand?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What car can't keep a secret?
What fish sings the best?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do insects learn at school?
How do you arrest a pig?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?