What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?