What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?