What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What was the first animal in space?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call an angry monkey?