Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
How does a squid go into battle?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did summer say to spring?