Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
It was a sacrifice Bundt™.
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What bee is good for your health?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?