I used to be addicted to not showering.
Luckily, I've been clean for five years.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How does a penguin build its house?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What shape is bad at driving?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
If you need help building an ark...
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why do trees have so many friends?