Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Where do surfers go to school?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?