What shape is bad at driving?
A wrecked-angle.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why do cows wear bells?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?