What makes music in your hair?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Can February March?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What season begins with a thud?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?