What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?