What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a baby monkey?