What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the horse so happy?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why are baseball games at night?
How do you get straight A's?