What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What does a dog say before eating?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What day do hands always go to church?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?