What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What might you call waking up in the morning?