What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What is the strongest animal?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Can February March?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
How does a taco bless the table?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?