Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do horses say to greet each other?
I'm not a bad putter.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call an old snowman?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?