What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How long do chickens work?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why didn't the melons get married?