What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Which insect is the smartest?