Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How do hurricanes see?
What food is a man's best friend?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?