What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why do dogs run in circles?