Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
His parents were in a jam.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?