Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Lake Eerie.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's good for both poker and theater?