What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Families are like fudge.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?