What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where are average things manufactured?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What food is a man's best friend?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?