What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why is the piano so hard to open?