What tea do footballers drink?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What birds make average students?
How does a penguin build its house?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?