What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?