What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
How much does freedom weigh?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How does a sidewalk address a question?