Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
What's the opposite of irony?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a silly hill?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What fairy loves to count?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?