Why did he change his bike's tires?
It was time for retirement!
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?