How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How does a cow do math?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?