How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What country has the most fish?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How did the toad die?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?