How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do hamsters come from?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?