Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?