Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What does a panda ghost say?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Where do ants go to eat?