What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Cat's Cradle!
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How does a cow do math?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call hiking college students?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?