What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What kind of music do planets like?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?