What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
How do you make a bear really angry?