What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why are all priests fit?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?