What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
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What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?