Why are the mountains so tired?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Where do horses reside?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do bees chew?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?