What do trees keep as a pet?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why is summer always sad?
What words make the best athletes?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's black and white and red all over?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?