What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What bird is always sad?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What game does pasta always play at recess?