Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?