Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Because they're as happy as a clam.
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why was the musician arrested?