What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?