What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What sweet treat never panics?
What type of car do planets buy?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?