Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
When do cows get tired?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?