Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How can you make 7 even?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
How long do chickens work?
What's E.T. short for?