Why did the turkey join the band?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why are grandkids so great?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why do bees buzz?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?