Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What shape has a knighthood?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where do ships always get stuck?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's the scariest letter?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?