What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the shower say to the toilet?