What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why do two skunks argue?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Families are like fudge.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What was the first animal in space?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why was the man stuck at the party?