Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What birds always travel in twos?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Shoutout to my grandma!