What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What food is a man's best friend?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?